aji hum bharat ki nari hai sabse nyari
jaye kismat pe apni hum balihari
aji hum bharat ki nari hai sabse nyari
jaye kismat pe apni hum balihari

hum ba pas hum B.A pas hum B.A pas hum B.A pas
badi mehnat se badi mushkil se
humne kiya hai B.A pas badi mehnat se badi mushkil se
humne kiya hai B.A pas hum B.A pas hum B.A pas
hum hokar B.A pas gai sasural to boli sas
hain ye kon hai maim sahab
kya chal dhal kya rang dhang kya latke matke karti
ye padhi likhi titli kya cakki chulah kabhi karegi

kya majegi ye juthe bartan pani kabhi bharegi
jo anpadh ho to aisa swagat karte hai pati dev
oh u fool stupid idiot what a shame what a game
o my god ye kaisi wife pale padi humare
ab to romance or ye life khatm ho gaye sare
aji hum bharat ki nari hai sabse nyari
jaye kismat pe apni hum balihari

hum nurse bani dekho ji hum
nurse bani dekho ji hum saiwa karne ko aai
aayi hum nurse bani dekho ji to dekh dekh humkko
khud doctor marij ho jate khud doctor marij ho jate
or nurse nurse chillate dekho ji dekho ji
nurse nurse blood pressure mera
tumhe dekhte hi badh jata hai
cloroform ki nahi jarurat hosh ud jata hai