rabbad ki zuban meri thuk se lipti hai dant 32-18+15
math meri weak punch line par ye thik
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kahte mujhe mere bhai log
aate hai kaha se tere bheje mein ye dialog
tenth main pass par dimag mera loosy sa
percentage badhti dikhti roj hi rog
baaton hi baaton mein failne laga hai
chalte chalte naam mera tahalne laga hai
maze mein meri kat rahi hai sab ki hi fat rahi hai
muhfaad bina ruke muh pe mukke pelne laga hai
muh hi muh pe andhadhund ghamasan sa
mere jaisa likho jinhe lagta aasan sa
hote hai khush sunke jo pyaar karte hai
likhte jo khud munh banake baithe gd sa
baat mujhme ye kahti hai janta kya kahti hai
na hoti to muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
nahi banta bilkul nahi banta
baat mujhme ye kahti hai janta
na hoti to muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
sau hai muh jo hazaar kare baatein
kya padta farak mujhe aji mera ghanta aji mera ghanta

ek sach ne kasam se ye saare fake kar diye
kaan ke niche jo chamaat take kar diye
jupiter leke ghumo earth pe dekho
baaton baaton mein hi maine do jahan ek kaar diye
galti maani chalo haan main sharminda hoon
maar gaya inko jabse hua main zinda hoon
fly karun high par pehnu na diaper
hag dunga upaar se nadaan parinda hu
huye khatam saare fk ab dene ko
main kahne ko to bohat kuch kahdu par rahne do
dukhaya dil tha to kuch to kahunga hi
char panch line jazbaaton mein hi bahne do
can we do that again
burai peeth piche aage baane shakkar
rakh tu ho sake jitna munh ye dhak kar
kalakaar bhai jaise lade na lugaai
jaise dono tony bhai mere kal ho ya kakkar
kala na milti kharach kar sikka
sab ke liye dil se ye bahar likha
respect sabki baithe jo top pe ho
raftaar badshah ya chahe ikka
kahne ki bat nahi ijjat hai dil se
vo sab hote khush mere sath vale kill se
jinhe navaza kabhi pyaar se tha maine
ab jaleel kar bhagaun inhe bhari mehfil se
bhatere panwadi nukkad pe road ke
chugli karo vahan bethe bate chuk ke
sahi kaha muhfaad maharaj ne
har chij ka ilaaj kilsne ko chhod ke
baat mujhme ye kahti hai janta kya kahti hai
na hoti to muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
nahi banta bilkul nahi banta
bat mujhme ye kahti janta
na hoti to muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
sau hai muh jo hazar kare baatein
kya padta farak mujhe aji mera ghanta aji mera ghanta
aji mera ghanta aji mera ghanta aji mera