| Thumb | Song Heading | Singer | Composer | Lyricist | Actor | Film (Year) | Category |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Eggjactly 4.00 - 2 votes | Jaaved Jaaferi | Rahul Bhatt | Sunny Leone, Sachiin Joshi | Jackpot (2013) | Rock Songs, Pop Songs |
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Lyrics of Eggjactly - एग्ग्जक्ट्ली
sare jahan se achcha
cant even afford a bloody kachchha
i dont that pasta indians, sorry, eggjactly
sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai
sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai
mera bharat hai mahan, phir bhi sab hai pareshan
paisa power hi pehchan
sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
band hain aankhe, muh aur kaan
khol li kursi ki dukan, corruption apna iman
sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
india thi sone ki yeh chidiya, whats that
just check the wikipedia
kya hua, kab hua, kyun hua, kaise hua
maal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua
cut to the 1947, seven, ab desh hoga heaven
ding dong the bell, splash in the well
heaven hua popat and now eleven hells
bhagalpur, bofors, bhopal, lokpal
gujarat, ayodhya, mumbai ka dekho haal
all is well, all is well
ghanta
foreign scam, colgate, cricket ho ya tail
bigshot jhol karo and take the bail
politics, politics kya hai yeh khel
upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale
hum iski lenge, hum uski lenge
woh lenge hum denge
ye 2g, 3g itne sare kand
khulte hai jab kand, phat jati hai pant
what you thaughts
common wealth to dekho pat gayi hai
aur common man ki jeb kat gayi hai
main bhi anna, main bhi anna, dum nahi hai
aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi hai
doodh wala, paav wala, tail wala
rickshaw wala, sabzi wala, phone wala
cable wala, film wala, motor wala
taxi wala, raddi wala, istri wala
jhoothe ka hai bol-bala, kaam hai sara jhol wala
jhol jhol jhol jhol
khambhe se bijli churate, kanto ko use hai late
heroine ke pimple ko bhi dekho yeh headline banate
paani me hai dudh milate, sabzi me hai ghas khilate
mera bharat hai mahan, phir bhi sab hain pareshan
paisa power hi pehchan
sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
band hai aankhe, muh aur kaan
khol li kursi ki dukan, corruption apna iman
sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
babes kitne minute ho gaye, two and half minutes
how the long should it be, ten inches
you bloody paavli kam, i mean the songs
four and half minutes
itne shabd nahi hai mere paas
ek kaam karo yahan ek music piece ghused do
sorry, eggjactly
mera bharat hai mahan, phir bhi sab hain pareshan
paisa power hi pehchan
sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai
band hain aankhe, muh aur kaan
khol li kursi ki dukan, corruption apna imaan
sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
it hurts by the heart to say ki
meri country ki lag chuki hai waat
sau me se ninnyanabe beiman
phir bhi mera bharat mahan
but on the other hands
ek imaandar to baaki hai
ummidd par duniya kayam hai
lekin kayam to churan bhi hai
sorry, eggjactly
cant even afford a bloody kachchha
i dont that pasta indians, sorry, eggjactly
sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai
sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai
mera bharat hai mahan, phir bhi sab hai pareshan
paisa power hi pehchan
sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
band hain aankhe, muh aur kaan
khol li kursi ki dukan, corruption apna iman
sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
india thi sone ki yeh chidiya, whats that
just check the wikipedia
kya hua, kab hua, kyun hua, kaise hua
maal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua
cut to the 1947, seven, ab desh hoga heaven
ding dong the bell, splash in the well
heaven hua popat and now eleven hells
bhagalpur, bofors, bhopal, lokpal
gujarat, ayodhya, mumbai ka dekho haal
all is well, all is well
ghanta
foreign scam, colgate, cricket ho ya tail
bigshot jhol karo and take the bail
politics, politics kya hai yeh khel
upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale
hum iski lenge, hum uski lenge
woh lenge hum denge
ye 2g, 3g itne sare kand
khulte hai jab kand, phat jati hai pant
what you thaughts
common wealth to dekho pat gayi hai
aur common man ki jeb kat gayi hai
main bhi anna, main bhi anna, dum nahi hai
aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi hai
doodh wala, paav wala, tail wala
rickshaw wala, sabzi wala, phone wala
cable wala, film wala, motor wala
taxi wala, raddi wala, istri wala
jhoothe ka hai bol-bala, kaam hai sara jhol wala
jhol jhol jhol jhol
khambhe se bijli churate, kanto ko use hai late
heroine ke pimple ko bhi dekho yeh headline banate
paani me hai dudh milate, sabzi me hai ghas khilate
mera bharat hai mahan, phir bhi sab hain pareshan
paisa power hi pehchan
sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
band hai aankhe, muh aur kaan
khol li kursi ki dukan, corruption apna iman
sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
babes kitne minute ho gaye, two and half minutes
how the long should it be, ten inches
you bloody paavli kam, i mean the songs
four and half minutes
itne shabd nahi hai mere paas
ek kaam karo yahan ek music piece ghused do
sorry, eggjactly
mera bharat hai mahan, phir bhi sab hain pareshan
paisa power hi pehchan
sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
sab chalta hai, sab bikta hai
band hain aankhe, muh aur kaan
khol li kursi ki dukan, corruption apna imaan
sab chalta hai, sab bikta yahan
it hurts by the heart to say ki
meri country ki lag chuki hai waat
sau me se ninnyanabe beiman
phir bhi mera bharat mahan
but on the other hands
ek imaandar to baaki hai
ummidd par duniya kayam hai
lekin kayam to churan bhi hai
sorry, eggjactly
Comments on song "Eggjactly"
Vivek Sharma on Monday, December 02, 2013
Kept on waiting for jaaved jaafri to make an appearance instead of this
deadpan dodo. Gave up after a minute and moved to another video
Kept on waiting for jaaved jaafri to make an appearance instead of this
deadpan dodo. Gave up after a minute and moved to another video
Akshay Madan on Monday, December 02, 2013
Brought memories of mumbhaiii. Love you javed jaffery... Wished u were
there in the video.chorus
Brought memories of mumbhaiii. Love you javed jaffery... Wished u were
there in the video.chorus
Nick Arora on Wednesday, February 26, 2014
He is only trying to get cheap fame.. Ask this guy how many times did he
give bribe !!
He is only trying to get cheap fame.. Ask this guy how many times did he
give bribe !!
rahul h on Friday, December 13, 2013
sachin: how long it should be??
sunny: 10 inches!!!
jisko nahin samjha pogo dekho..!!
sachin: how long it should be??
sunny: 10 inches!!!
jisko nahin samjha pogo dekho..!!
| Movie | Film Cast | Singer | Lyricist | Composer | Director | Producer | External Links |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Jackpot (2013) |
Sunny Leone, Sachiin Joshi, Naseeruddin Shah | Arijit Singh, Mika Singh, Akasa Singh, Remo Fernandes, Sunidhi Chauhan, Hamsika Iyer, Jaaved Jaaferi, Shreya Ghoshal, Ramya Iyer | Turaz, Azeem Shirazi, Raj Hans, Abhijeet Deshpande, Remo Fernandes, Kaizad Gustad, Sridevi Keshavan, Irfan Siddique | Sharib Sabri, Toshi Sabri, Mika Singh, Remo Fernandes, Sridevi Keshavan, Janaka Atugoda, Juno Reactor, Rahul Bhatt, Itek Bhutani | Kaizad Gustad | Raina Sachiin Joshi | Jackpot at IMDB Jackpot at Wikipedia |
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MUMBHAI was a song in the CULT film BOOM directed by same director sung and
made by JAAVED JAFFREY. This song is good & is an effort in the same
direction
UNFORTUNATELY, video stars Sachiin Joshi and not JAAVED JAAFREY.
Bad Choice? Do you Agree? EGGJACTLY
(Dialogue Copyright: Jaaved in Salaam Namaste)