gud evening ladies and gentlemen
abey yeh yeh u hu hu aa ha ha me latake rahega kya
arey hamako nautanki dikha nautanki
thik hai behan bhaiyyo, ham aapko aaisi hee kuchh chij dikha rahe hai
jo aapne mahabharat ke jamane se, jo kand dekhte aa rahe hai
abhee aapko ek kand idhar bhee dikha rahe hai

itna sannata kyon hai bhai
ek do tin aaja bhanje pyare sadee utar karle maje sare
mai bhee hu bhanja teraa mama aaun kya teree madad karne

?? tu abb toh aaja sadee blouse peticoat leke tu aaja
sadee nahee salwar nahee koee chij toh leke aa ha ha ha ha ha
monica o my sister leke aaya lee cooper

aaya kyon hai tu yaha re pin silaya bina puchha re
pins dega bhai banega plan, bigdega o meraa plan bigdega gadhe

jawani janeman hasin dilruba, mile do dil jawan misal ho gaya
shikari khud yaha shikar ho gaya, yeh kya gajab hua yeh kaise kab hua
naa janu mai, naa jane woh

khamosh
bey teree toh bap kaa raj hai kya
ma ma mai aapko nahee bola, baba mai aapko nahee bola
abb aapke samne aa rahe hai jille ilahi
sahibe aalam shehanshahe akbar ha ha ha ha ha
anarkali hamne suna hai ke sheku ke sath tumhari
lochaye jawani bahut gul khila rahee haikha
mohabbat gul nahee toh kya rasgulle khilayegi jahan panah
khamosh ek adnan kanij
hindustan kee mallika banne kee aarju rakhti hai
sipahiyon iss bemat laundi ko le jao aur diwaro me chunwa do
takliyaj ah meraa matlab hai irshad
pyar kiya toh darna kya, jab pyar kiya toh darna kya
pyar kiya koee choree nahee kee, apnon se parda karana kya
pyar kiya toh darna kya, jab pyar kiya toh darna kya
akbar-e-ajam mughal-e-ajam inn aankho me
kanij kee sehmi hui hasrate hai
mere aankho se mere khwab naa chhiniye
shekhu agar tumhari aarju ek kanij hai ek bandhi hai
toh yeh bandhi hame bahu ke rup me kabul hai
chalo dildar chalo jara khopche me chalo
ham hai taiyyar chalo
hillori hollori hillo hillo hillori - (3)
chal goree chalo ri challo challo challo ri - (3)
shekhu yeh tune kya kiya, yeh chal tu parda gira

kya bhai log ha maja aaya, arey bahut maja aa raha hoga aapko
arey maja aayenga hee aayenga hee maja
kyon nahee aayenga kyon ki, mai mai england se chala aa raha hu
ummm aa aa mai
aaja re aaja re o mere deva aaja, dil kee pyas bujha ja re
paro paro paro ishh
meraa deva ghar aaya o ram jee - (3)
paro dekh mai tere liya kya laya hu, lense laye ho
nahee mai khud see ke laya hu, shutti
kate nahee katati yeh din yeh rat, kehani thee tumase jo dil kee bat
lo aaj mai kehati hu i love you, i love you