bak bak hai aapki sun li, kis khet ki aap hai muli
tedhe sawaalon ke hai tedhe jawaab
miyaan na biwi raaji phir bhi lage hain kaaji
itne asamnjas mein hai kyun janaab
kyun janaab, kyun janaab
kyun janaab, kyun janaab

hona hai jo usko ji hone de
rote hai jo unko ji rone de
ungli karte kyun har jagah, kyun vichlit hai kyun khafa
kyun keeda hai aapko, kyun pida hai khaamkha
kyun janaab, kyun janaab
kyun janaab, kyun janaab

jisko jo kehna hai kehne de
kutte ki dum hai tedhi rehne de
kaam se kaam apna bas rakhe
ungli karate kyun har jagah, kyun chintit hai bewajah
kyun keeda hai aapko, kyun pida hai khaamkha
kyun janaab, kyun janaab
kyun janaab, kyun janaab

asantulit sangat hai, pida ke aachumbak hai
chhode apna chirkut bhram
tyaage sab kaaryakram
asamnjas hai aapka kuchh
karam karein na soche kuchh
guthli chhode khaaye aam
aapse meri traahi maam