bhaiya zindagi ye ek baar mili hai
bas tu bina soche kha
laddu kha, rasgulle kha
gulab jamun aur halwa kha
kaju katli, jalebi kha aur kha le barfi
samose kha, kachodi kha
dahi vade, pakode kha
bhel puri, bhujiya kha aur kha le bhuji
subah me uthke sandvich kha
dus ando ki omalate kha
lunch me darjan rotiya kha
patila bhar ke sabjiya kha
dophar nashte me patiz kha
raat ko badi badi bake dish kha
kha kha aur kha
bas kha kha aur kha
sandvich kha, hot dog kha'
cheese, butter aur jam bhi kha
pizza kha, burger kha aur kha le franki
icecream kha, rabdi kha
thandi matka kulfi kha
chinese kha, italian kha aur kha punjabi
kha le re dosa idli kha le re
kha le re lahsun chutni kha le re
kha le re vada paav kha le re
kha le re usal paav kha le re

golgappe khali khana band kar do
hathi paji gende
abe saale dur hat hat ja
ghinchu bhukkad aide
patli gali se wat wat ja
hathi paji gende
abe saale dur hat hat ja
ghinchu bhukkad aide
patli gali se wat wat ja

apun ke samne agar phir se dikhega
apun ke samne agar phir se dikhega
aisa pitunga ke khud ko pahchan nahi sakega
aisa pitunga ke khud ko pahchan nahi sakega
jibh khinch lunga tera sar fod dunga
daant sab nikal ke tera munh tod dunga
maarte maate thak jaunga
par tujhe nahi chhodunga
kallu khusat kaue
abe saale hat hat hat ja
motu bhukkade aide
patli gali se wat wat ja
apun ke sar ko ghumane ka nahi kya
apun ki khopdi firane ka nahi
khali peli yu fokat ki yu
khoti saanpati karne ka nahi
apun ko gussa dilane ka nahi kya
apun ko aankhe dikhane ka nahi
gaali bolke chaku kholke
apun ko darane ka nahi
tu hai chambu chacche
chal saale hat hat hat ja
ghonchu bhukkad aide
patli gali se wat wat ja
hathi paji gende
abe saale dur hat hat ja

mera sab ho jaye gum
dhundhe hum aur tum
jane kyu chize meri kho jaye
aise kho jaye kabhi milne na paye
na jane kahan gum ho jaye
yaad na mujhe aaye
mera sab ho jaye gum
dhundhe hum aur tum
mera sab ho jaye gum
gum gum gum gum
mere chaddi baniyan gum
mera kala kachha gum hai
mera chhota baccha gum hai
gum gum gum
pani ka matka gum
cycle ka pahiya gum hai
mera bada bhaiya gum hai
gum gum gum gum
mera tape recorder gum
mera water heater gum hai
bijli ka meter gum hai
gum gum gum gum
mere dadi munchh gum
meri topi laal gum hai
mere sar se baal gum hai

mera sab ho jaye gum
dhundhe hum aur tum
mera sab ho jaye gum
gum gum gum gum
mere towel sabun gum
main nahane jab bhi jaau
to paau pani gum
gum gum gum gum
mera purse pocket gum
main bus me jab bhi jaau
to paau ticket gum
gum gum gum gum
mere ghar se locker gum
main sone jab bhi jaau
to paau chaddar gum
gum gum gum gum
mere video tv gum
main sham ko ghar pe aau
to paau biwi gum