agar yaro ki jid hai to abi sab kuch btata hu
mai kitna khandani hu jalak jalak iski dikhta hu
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
ye aaye hai jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
ye aaye hai jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
aji abad mujhse hi to ye pagal khana hai
aji abad inse hi to ye pagal khana hai
mai aaya hu mai aaya
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
ye aaye hai jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai

mere dada agare ke mashur daku the
mere nana se sab darte the vo itne ladaku the
dadi ke banaye note duniya bhar me chalte hai
aunty ke isharo per so so kothe palte hai
so so kothe palte hai so so kothe palte hai
mili hai degree chacha ji ko ladki patane me
kasam se aaj bhi tau pade hai jel khane me
mere mosa ji ki sona banane ki dukane thi
badi bua tavyat thi kabhi apne jamane

kabhi apne jamane kabhi apne jamane
silsila ye khandani muje aage badana hai
mai aaya hu mai aaya hu abey aa na
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
ye aaye hai jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
aji abad mujhse hi to ye pagal khana hai
aji abad inse hi to ye pagal khana hai
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
ye aaye hai jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai

bhai ne kul milake chhatis bank hai lute
jija ke baye hath se itne hi tale tute
batije brown suger ka vyapar kerte hai
mama hasinao ka karobar kerte hai
karobar kerte hai karobar kerte hai
mere hosiyar banje nakli pasport banate hai
mere noker mandir se murtiya churate hai
mere baki ke ristedar blue filme bante hai

mere baki ke yar uska maja pura uthate hai
maja pura uthate hai maja pura uthate hai
aage farmaiye chote sarkar
muje bhi log kahte hai ye katil purana hai
ye aaye hai ye aaye hai ye aaye hai aaiye na
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
aji abad inse hi to ye pagal khana hai
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
ye aaye hai ye aaye hai ye aaye hai aaiye na