mushkil hai apna mel priye
ye pyar nahi hai khel priye
m.a first division tum main huaa
metric fail priye fail priye
mushqil hai apna meil priye
yeh pyar nahi hai khel priye

tum afsar baabu ki beti
main frustration ka beta hu
tum rabdi kheer malaai ho
main tossa tus separate aa hu
main tossa tus separate aa hu
tum ac ghar mein rehti ho
main ped ke neeche leta hu
tum nayi maruti lagti ho
main scooter lambretta hu
haan scooter lambretta hu
arey is kadar hum chhup chhupkar
aapas mein prem badhayenge to
ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jayenge
sab haddi pasli tod priye
bhijva denge woh jail priye
mushkil hai apna meil priye
ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye areya

tum deewali ka bonus ho
main bhukhon ki hadtaal
tum idris ki biryani ho
main kankad wali daal
main kankad wali daal
tum tum tum hiyan chatri bharti ho
main hoon kachuve ki chaal
tum chandan van ki lakdi ho
main hoon babool ki chaal
main hoon babool ki chaal
main pakey aam sa latka hu
mat maar mujhe gulel priye
mushqil hai apna meil priye
yeh pyaar nahi hai khel priye

main shanidev jaisa kuroop
tum komal kanchan kaya ho
main tann se mann se koyla hoon
tum maha chanchala maya ho
tum nirmal pawan ganga
main jalta hua patnga
tum raaz ghaat ka santimaat
main hidu muslim danga
tum ho wardaan vidhata ka
main kalki hoon hunmata ki
tum nayi bideshi mikshi ho
main patthar ka silwata
tum a.k saitalis jaisi
main to ek desi katta
ha desi desi katy
tu serni jangal ki
main chidiya ghar ka bhaalu
are suno are suno are suno suno suno na miya
tum hasi madhuri dixit ki
main bulet men ki gaali
main dhaabe ki dhaache jaisa
tum paach sitara hotel
main mahuye ka desi tharah
tum red rebel ki botel
tum m.tv ki madhur geet
main d.d.too ki jhaadi hoon
tum vishw sundari si kamal
main tiliya chaap kabadi hu
tum satta ki mahrani ho
main dipkch ki lachari hoon
tum kohli ka virat satak
main bolwon ki paari hoon
mujhe kol pari hi raihne do
mat khelo mujhse khel priye
das manzil se gir jaauga
mat aage mujhe dhkel priye

mushkil hai apna mel priye
ye pyar nahi hai khel priye
mushkil hai apna mel priye
ye pyar nahi hai khel priye
mushkil hai apna mel priye
ye pyar nahi hai khel priye
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