lonely mr kholi from las angeles
came to punjab on one bent knee
he had a green card new house big cash
so made a wish with every fallen lash
for you to do the journey with him
to smile when he got home ask how his day had been
he wants you by his side in joy and strife
poor mr kholi he has no life without wife
no life without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
no life without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah yeah
i dont want a man who ties me down
does what he wants while i hang around
i dont want a man whos crude and loud
wants a pretty wife to make him proud
i dont wanna man who cant be funny
who tells tall tales about making money
oh yeah
i dont want a man wholl grab the best seat
cant close his mouth when he starts to eat
i dont want a man who likes to drink
or leaves his dirty dishes in the sink
i dont want a man who wants his mummy
a balding pest with too much dummy
i dont want a man whos dead in the head
poor mr koli aye mr koli
may be hes good in bed
no life without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
no life without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah yeah
what you dont want do matter no more
soon youll be married and ready to go
a match made in heaven just like milk and honey
you make all the gobi hell make the money
everyday will be the same according to his plans
forget what you want mr kolis now your man
no life without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
i just want a man with a real soul
who wants equality and not control
i just want a man good and smart
a really sharp mind and a very big heart
i just want a man not scared to weep
to hold me close when we are asleep
ohhh yeah
i just want a man who loves romance
who will clear the floor and ask me to dance
i just want a man who gives some back
who talks to me and not my rack
i just want man whose spirit is free
to hold my hand, walk the world with me
no life without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
no life without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah yeah
sorry mr kholi it is not to be
my heart is set on another you see
the wandering soul i was meant to meet
has finally come and swept me off my feet
now i dream of what it would be like
to be an overseas bride dressed in white
to have a little home in the country
and live in the land of her majesty
oK, it doesn't matter,I've realized that it actually is Aishwarya's voice
:) Oh my God, I love Aish, she's simply the best!!! Apart from being really
beautiful I enjoy her acting so much, Aishwarya forever!! ;)