arey ghatna ye ghanghor ghati hai
koi bujh na paaye re
ghaat ghaat ka paani peekar
kehte ganga nahaye re
gatak ke sau sau, chali hai ye haj ko
phir bhi chuho ko, billi se pyar re

arey bandar khoje adrak mein swaad democracy ka
arey wo bole aur hum sunle ke
nobody killed jessica
le re bandar khoje adrak mein swaad democracy ka
woh bole aur hum sunle ke nobody killed jessica
bhains bole mere aage been baja to mai naachu
bechun apne vote phir bhi apni kismat ko daatu
bhai dekho to, kitne tashan se
kahe gidad main shehar chalaa
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aaj ki taaza khabar, pair dhundh raha hai kulhadi
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common kulhadi! where are you
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hamari maange puri karo
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genhu soche ab to yaari ho gayi hai chakki se
gehu ki friendship chakki se ho gayi
murgi bhi soche wo zinda lautegi kentucky se
haa ha murgi bhi soche wo zinda lautegi kentucky se
genhu soche ab to yaari ho gayi hai chakki se
murgi bhi soche wo zinda lautegi kentucky se
aao chun lo apne kasai, eid mubarak tumhe bakriyaan

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ye kulhadi kahaan milegi
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pair uspe zor se maarana
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bhai sahab ji, ek plate kulhadi, maska maar ke, kya
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bhai sahab do plate kulhadi dena
mere do pairon ke liye, please
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hi my self mr. pair
you mr. kulhaadi