ek tha scientist nam uska khurana
thoda sa bhulakkad thoda sa pagla
pachhis sal se khoj raha tha divana
budhe ko jawan banane kaa formula
aao chale dekhe yeh aankho dekha hal
khurana key formula ne kiya kaise kamal
bas ek bund aur umar kam ho jaye pachhis sal
badak kaa ban gaya dekho anda kamal
formula kaa raj jante sirf khurana

key do hi khas ek secretary kavita dusra tota
jo bolta jhakkas bolta tota aaisa khilauna tha
jiska kam khurana ko sab kuchh yad dilana tha
par kavita aisi secretary thi
jo karne wali khurana se gaddari thi
khurana ki thi wish formula jaye bharat sarkar ko
lekin kavita chali batane
khurana key judwe bhayi underworld key don ko
don kaa bada beta baljit

beiman aur lalach me tha
inse miliye don ki dusri paidaish sunny
north indian ghar me south indian dish
shak hamesha don ko khata tha
sunny uska beta nahi ho sakta yeh khayal aata tha
uski dono ki biwi marte huye shayad yeh chah
rahi thi kehna key sunny uske
aur unke padosi subramaniam ki
ek bhul kaa hai gehna baljit ne kiya bap se dhoka diya
chinese gang ko formula kharidne kaa mauka
chinese gang ne diya pachas carode advance aur tin din me
baljit ko formula dene kaa chance

abb yeh formula jhuth fareb ko
rakhte hain side me aur luv story ko
lete hain mind me college me padhta bhi aur
cantin me karta kam bilkul simple chokra karan uska nam
duniya me akela ekdum lonely
cantin wala murga toh wahi uska family
sirf sunny kya sara college tanya peh marta hain

karan bhi toh usse chip chip key pyar karta hain
iss tarah huyi dosti ki shuruwat
karan ne chaha kuchh aage kare bat
birthday kaa bahana karke bulaya khane peh
tanya bhi razi huyi dinner key liye aane peh
biryani banaya candle jalaya karan
karne laga waiting pant kharida shirt laya tanya ne
ki karan ki birthday shopping
bas milne hi wale the abb dono key
mann jab bitch me aa gaye sare vilain
scientist ne dala formula tijori key andar
phir tijori kaa code bola tote key bhitar
tab aaya baljit formula pane gaddari
apne chacha peh jatane baljit ko
chakma deke scientist bhaga tota leke

tab aaya baljit key samajh me key formula hain
band tijori me aur band tijori kaa
code hain bolte tote me baljit ne
sab ko sath khitcha aur kiya scientist
kaa pitcha tab padi scientist ki najar
tanya key purse se giri huyi
chizo peh kuchh reh gaya piche
najdik jake dekha toh credit
card tha tanya kaa nam bhi likha tha niche
aage jake tanya ko huwa yeh ehsas
ek insan hain pareshan jau uske pass
soch key aaisa tanya ne gadi u turn me ghumayi
aur phir dekh samne kaa najara
woh buri tarah ghabrayi
baljit ki bhi aankh ladki peh padi
samajh gaya woh galti ho gayi badi
ladki ne khun karte huye dekh liya hain usko
pakadna padega abhi isase pehle
key woh bataye kisiko wohi dekha credit card
scientist key hath me jaan gaya tota hain kisi
tanya key sath me ab pakadna padega
do ladkiyo ko ek hi rat me jiske pass hain tota aur
jisne dekh hain khun hota dekh key tanya ki photo ko
baljit key dimag ki khul gayi khidki
jisne dekha khun aur jiske
pass hain tota woh ek hi hain ladki
darkar tanya gayi police station
par waha pehle se hi baitha tha dushman
chupke chupke tanya ne suni inspector aur baljit ki bat
socha chodna padega usko apna ghar usi rat

intzar karte karte thak gaya karan
par uske ghar nahi aayi tanya uss rat
toh karan aaya tanya key ghar socha key
aisi kya ho gayi bat honi key iss khel se karan tha
anjan pahuncha tanya key ghar par ho nahi saki
usse mulakat tanya apne bhayi golu ko lekar
nikal gayi rat key andhkar me chodke karan ki luv story
bitch majhdhar me us rat key bad karan ne bahut dhundha
idhar udhar left right kahi nahi mili tanya woh ho
gayi out of sight
iss tarah lovers key bitch me ho gayi judayi
kya phir aage mil payenge tum hi dekho bhayi