mujhse milna hai toh
banwa le wedding card
baat karoon main seedhi
na feeling rakhiyo hard

fitteh muh, fitteh muh
fitteh muh nahi te tera
fitteh muh, fitteh muh
fitteh muh

oye mujhse milna hai toh
banwa le wedding card
baat karoon main seedhi
na feeling rakhiyo hard

munda kehnda shadi se
pehle milne tu aaja
pehchan bana lu thodi si
oh resham di kaliye

oye chandni chowk pe aaja
golgappe khane chaliye
bann mor haaniya kuch bol haaniya
bann mor haaniya munh khol haaniya

oye gol gol gol gol
golgappe khane chaliye
bann mor haaniya kuch bol haaniya
bann mor haaniya munh khol haaniya

na kar sasse puttar puttar
hunn taan mahiya mera ae
jado banda diaper shiaper
ohdon puttar tera si

hunn taan paanda jockey shockey
hunn taan mahiya mera ae
na kar sasse puttar puttar
hunn taan mahiya mera ae

bola mujhe de jappi and pappi
fir london dikhane ka waada kiya
main bhi na kam thi sridevi de varga
nakhra zara maine bhi zyada kiya

munda kehnda suit boot nu
techi de bhijwa
paake choti dress tu aaja
shukkar di daliye

oye chandni chowk pe aaja
golgappe khane chaliye
bann mor haaniya kuch bol haaniya
bann mor haaniya munh khol haaniya

tuesdays & fridays ko chhodo
oh baby ab se mujhko
tum poore hapte milo
distance pe chalti ho kyun aaj kal
tu chipak mere saath harpal chalo

maine okay kardi teri ishq wali file
main agree tu agree
chal agreement kariye

oh chandni chowk pe aaja
golgappe khane chaliye
bann mor haaniya kuch bol haaniya
bann mor haaniya munh khol haaniya.