duniya chali mars pe chand zameen pe bik rayo
arey black and white se colour hua ab 3d mei sab dikh rayo
duniya chali mars pe chand zameen pe bik rayo
arey black and white se colour hua ab 3d mei sab dikh rayo
hazaron chadh gaye everest ka pahaad
hazaron chadh gaye everest ka pahaad

bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le ab to toilet ka jugaad
o bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le ab to toilet ka jugaad
kab tak lego tu pedon ki aad bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
ab to toilet ka jugaad o bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
ab to toilet ka jugaad
public mei bhardo laaj sharam sabhyata yahi shikhaye
ghoonghat khencho pet tak baitho sari uthaye

bhabhi nikli tadke tadke raste khade ladke rahe taad
sunle kya nature ki pukaar bhaiya dhaad dhaad
dhaad kar le ab to toilet ka jugaad
o bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
ab to toilet ka jugaad kab tak lego tu khambo ki aad
bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
ab toh toilet ka jugaad o bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
ab toh toilet ka jugaad

tourist dekhe kile aur mahal jo desh ki shaan badhaye
hum toh samajh ke baap ka maal kone bhigo ke aaye
baas maare ab apni virasat naash hua achar vichar
tel dekh tu tel ki dhaar o bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
ab to toilet ka jugaad mehak rahi hai desh ki galiyan
saans lena ho gayo muhaal swachh banega bharat khud hi
dekh le apne ghar ka haal

nadi kinare baithega tu sab paani mei mil jayego
wahi bahega nalkon se phir usko hi tu pee jayego
haath mein leke izzat apni khada hai tu kyun maidaano mein
dikhe koi jo dhar maarta rapat likha do tum thaano mein
khule mei hai jo shan agar to dhoti pehanna chhod de
har cheez parampara nahi re pyare aad tu lena chhod de
aad tu lena chhod de aad tu lena chhod de

mill kar mauka na sabhayta pe phaad
bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le ab toh toilet ka jugaad
o bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le ab toh toilet ka jugaad
kab tak lego tu pedon ki aad bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
ab to toilet ka jugaad o bhaiya dhaad dhaad dhaad kar le
ab to toilet ka jugaad