mai bhi pagal tu bhi pagal
ye bhi pagal wo bhi pagal
mai bhi pagal tu bhi pagal
ye bhi pagal wo bhi pagal
hum sab pagal pagal pagal
pagal pagal pagal
koi thoda o koi jayada, o koi pura o koi aadha
koi thoda koi jayada, koi pura koi aadha
pagal hai diwana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai
koi thoda o koi jayada, o koi pura o koi aadha
pagal hai diwana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai

ye na na ye ha hu
ye na na ye ha hu kya hai
ye mai mai ye tu tu kya hai
sab ek kursi ka jhagda hai, kursi ko sabne pakda hai
is kursi par wo baithega, jo humme sabse tagda hai
is mohmaya ke lalach ne, sari duniya ko jakda hai
is mohmaya ke lalach ne, sari duniya ko jakda hai
is jivan ki kursi se, sabka ek din uth jana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai

majhab nahi sikhata, aapas me bair pyare
aapas me bair pyare, majhab ke naam par hai
lekin fasad sare, lekin fasad sare
sabki zuban par phir jhagda zaban ka hai
ye haal mere pyare hindustan ka hai
kahi dharam uncha nicha, kahi rang gora kala
lakho hai kahne wale, nahi ek sunne wala
nahi ek sunne wala, ek rab de sare bande
kya pandit kya maulana
ye duniya pagalkhana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai

hum jaise hai hum achhe hai, jag jhuta hai hum sacche hai
hum sabme koi bair nahi, sab apne koi gair nahi
humko jo pagal kahte hai, hum unpe hanste rahte hai
tum humko na thik kar dena
aankho me aansu na bhar dena
humne pagal hokar yaro, is duniya ko pehchana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai
koi thoda koi jayada, koi pura koi aadha
pagal hai diwana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai
ye duniya pagalkhana hai