ye ladka brahman kuldeepak
achha kamaata khaata hai
londan ke ek hotel me
waiter ka kaam karta hai
kahta hai, koi gori gori
nili aankho waali ladki chalegi
humm, mujhe nahi lagta yaha daal galegi
ye party bahut paise waali aur jaani maani hai
jagah jagah unke mandir
unke daan dharam ki nishaani hai
ye ladaka kuch karta dharta nahi
magar ise koi farak padta nahi
lekin meri ek mushkil hai
pooja paath se mera door ka bhi naata nahi
upvaas karke bhukhe marna mujhe suhaata nahi
aur fir meri to janampatri bhi nahi
isliye aap bhi kuch kar sakti nahi
nahi mai iske laayak nahi

ye aise kaise ladki meri baat ko taal deti hai
rishte jitne laai hu mai sabko na na kahti hai
ek bade pariwaar ko chaahiye bahu
jo mehnati ho aur ho gharelu
rasoi safaai to mere baaye haath ka kaam hai
lekin meri jubaan ko kaun dega lagaam
nahi mai iske laayak nahi

ye ladka paan waala hai
magar t v serial banata hai
are ek episode me pora ek laakh kamaata hai
ohh par meri uski kya jod hogi
unke saath jindagi ek boring episode hogi
nahi mai iske laayak nahi

ek ladke ke hai paanch paanch kaarkhaane
iski maa ko chaahiye pacchaas tole gahne
pachaas kyu, ladka kamaau hai
kamaau, u hu bikaau hai
nahi mai iske laayak nahi